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The Bet
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
This truck driver is driving behind this blonde with a brand new Porsche. She is driving really slow and will not give him a gap to pass. He decides to pull her over. He gets out of the car and draws a circle on the ground with a piece of chalk and tells the blonde to stand in the circle. He then walks up to her car with a baseball bat and smashes her windows. the blonde keeps on laughing. He then bashes in the door. She keeps on laughing. He then blows down the tires, but she is laughing even louder. so he asks her why she is laughing and she replies. “everytime you looked away, I jumped out of the circle”